You can tell? How can you tell from one hair---I mean, not that I'm surprised since if it was mine, you would be able to tell that I use high end conditioner for my hair so that it stays sleek. [ He uses his family inn's shampoo. Hotel shampoo. Do not let him fool you. ]
Therefore, I'm certain that this hair isn't mine--see? It looks kind of wavy anyway, and my hair is perfectly straight.
My lady, I fear you are mistaken. [ Please stop him. ]
You can look in my room if you would like, but I assure you that I wear no wigs. My hair is much too beautiful for that, as the only thing I wear on my head are headbands and helmets.
[ He's at least telling the truth--but having a woman in his room this late?! How scandalous! ]
I'm not lying! I promise you, I've never worn a wig in my entire life---
[ He was going to go on and defend himself since he really thought too highly of his hair to ever even think about wearing a wig, but now she was talking about receding hair? She...couldn't be talking about him, right? He was going to give her the benefit of the doubt and just...assume she was going off about her own hair... Time to reassure this beautiful lady! ]
Are you asking me if I have wigs you could borrow? Your hairline is not receding in the least bit. In fact, your hair is quite beautiful and full of volume, if I may say so myself.
matter of fact, Jessie's face only becomes redder and redder the more Toudou speaks until finally she grabs him by the collar and proceeds to shake him:]
I DON'T HAVE A RECEDING HAIRLINE! IT'S YOU! YOU'VE GOT IT! WITH YOUR STUPID HEADBAND AND WIGS! I'M GOING TO PULL OUT WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT.
[ Toudou went from semi-calm to very confused very quickly because he sure did not expect to be grabbed like this and shaken. What...did he do now?! He just reassured her about--- ]
W-WHAT?! MY HAIRLINE IS NOT RECEDING! PLEASE DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR IF YOU'RE GOING TO PULL IT OUT!!! MY FAN GIRLS WILL BE DISAPPOINTED! Why are you so angry?!
[ Not to mention he would literally cry if his hair was messed up. ]
IT'S RECEDING. IT'S LEAVING THIS EARTH, IT'S ROCKETING TO THE STARS BEYOND US TO LEAVE POETRY IN ITS WAKE! Why do I give a hoot-hoot about your fangirls?!
No it's not! Does this look receding to you?! My hair is perfect the way it is!!!
[ Trust him, if he had any type of hair loss going on, he would definitely go to the doctor about that since he values taking care of himself a whole lot. ]
As if I need someone with discount shampoo to come help me. [huffing] I still don't quite believe you, though I'd suspect its partly because of your ignorance too. So there's only one thing to do.
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Date: 2016-06-06 06:52 am (UTC)[Very Adamant about this.]
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Date: 2016-06-11 02:00 am (UTC)Therefore, I'm certain that this hair isn't mine--see? It looks kind of wavy anyway, and my hair is perfectly straight.
[ Would they ever solve this mystery.... ]
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Date: 2016-06-11 07:21 am (UTC)[not going to let this go.]
Like I said, your list of wigs go on. You can't fool me, I'm not some idiot! I know it when I see it.
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Date: 2016-06-11 07:50 am (UTC)You can look in my room if you would like, but I assure you that I wear no wigs. My hair is much too beautiful for that, as the only thing I wear on my head are headbands and helmets.
[ He's at least telling the truth--but having a woman in his room this late?! How scandalous! ]
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Date: 2016-06-12 01:36 am (UTC)Why don't you look, and let me supervise. That helmet hair I can see for a mile away.
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Date: 2016-06-12 03:28 am (UTC)[ Seriously....does this sports guy look like he owns wigs? Sure he has a bike helmet, but that's it. ]
I didn't even ride my bike yesterday---y-you can't see the helmet hair!
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Date: 2016-06-12 07:00 am (UTC)[smirking, she tips her hand to her own hairline and says slowly, deliberately:]
Receding.
im screaming over this thread and so is toudou
Date: 2016-06-13 06:07 am (UTC)[ He was going to go on and defend himself since he really thought too highly of his hair to ever even think about wearing a wig, but now she was talking about receding hair? She...couldn't be talking about him, right? He was going to give her the benefit of the doubt and just...assume she was going off about her own hair... Time to reassure this beautiful lady! ]
Are you asking me if I have wigs you could borrow? Your hairline is not receding in the least bit. In fact, your hair is quite beautiful and full of volume, if I may say so myself.
get ready to get wreckt
Date: 2016-06-14 12:38 am (UTC)matter of fact, Jessie's face only becomes redder and redder the more Toudou speaks until finally she grabs him by the collar and proceeds to shake him:]
I DON'T HAVE A RECEDING HAIRLINE! IT'S YOU! YOU'VE GOT IT! WITH YOUR STUPID HEADBAND AND WIGS! I'M GOING TO PULL OUT WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT.
IM CRYING
Date: 2016-06-14 05:59 am (UTC)W-WHAT?! MY HAIRLINE IS NOT RECEDING! PLEASE DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR IF YOU'RE GOING TO PULL IT OUT!!! MY FAN GIRLS WILL BE DISAPPOINTED! Why are you so angry?!
[ Not to mention he would literally cry if his hair was messed up. ]
good
Date: 2016-06-14 06:48 am (UTC)[hasn't stopped shaking him]
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Date: 2016-06-14 07:13 am (UTC)[ Trust him, if he had any type of hair loss going on, he would definitely go to the doctor about that since he values taking care of himself a whole lot. ]
And please stop shaking me!
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Date: 2016-06-15 12:15 am (UTC)[no she won't]
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Date: 2016-06-21 01:52 am (UTC)[ He SIGHS because he had no idea how to help this situation anymore. ]
I can take a look at your drain and maybe unclog it for you, but I'm not sure how else to help you.
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Date: 2016-06-22 02:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-06-28 02:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-06-30 12:43 am (UTC)Get to the bottom of this crime. Duh.